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dentist and his secretary decided to go over
to her place for some extracurricular
gymnastics.Afterwards, they both fall
When the dentist
wakes up and looks at his watch, he
discovers that it is after
in the evening.
He jumps up in a
panic wondering what he's going to say to
his wife. He tells the secretary to quickly
take his shoes out into the yard and rub
them around in the mud. Then he finishes
dressing, sprinkles a few pine needles in
his hair and goes home.
When the man opens
the door to the house, his wife is standing
in the doorway fuming and asks him where the
hell he's been until
in the evening?
The dentist calmly
replies that he and his secretary are having
an affair and that they had fallen asleep
after going to her place this afternoon.
His wife looked at
him very carefully and when she saw the
state of his shoes and the pine needles in
his hair, she exclaimed: "You liar,
you've been FISHING!"