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Fly Fishing is Better than Sex
18 - You don't have to hide your
Fly Fishing magazines..
17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to
Fly Fish with you once in a while.
16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about
15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
Fly Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
14 - Your Fly Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fly Fish with a total stranger.
12 - When you see a really good Fly Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
11 - If your regular Fly Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you
Fly Fish by yourself.
9 - When dealing with a Fly Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
Fly Fishing stuff.
7 - You can have a Fly Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
5 - If you want to watch Fly Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
4 - Nobody expects you to Fly Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fly Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
And the number
one reason why Fly Fishing is Better Than
1 - Your Fly Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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